Bundling With Vampires

Find out how the teen bestseller Twilight is a “manual for abused women.”

BUNDLING WITH VAMPIRES
A Review of Twilight, One Bite at a Time
by Douglas Wilson

Bundling With Vampires: A Review of Twilight, One Bite at a Time is a chapter-by-chapter ebook review of the NYT-bestselling book by Stephanie Meyer. Besides delving into all the amusing aethetic dreck, these reviews demonstrate how Twilight equips and motivates girls to get themselves deep into abusive relationships. This ebook also includes Wilson’s Huffington Post article “50 Shades of Prey,” which explains why it’s no accident that the “mommy-porn” S&M bestseller 50 Shades of Grey began as Twilight fan-fiction.

We’d hate to ruin any of the ebook before you get your download, but there’s definitely some puns involving Dracula and dreck, combined with a lot of nice, insightful plain-speaking about the cultural phenomenon that is Twilight.

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