Hello Ninja Caption Contest



Think of the best, wittiest, funniest caption for the picture above and submit it in the comments section. Your friends at Canon Press will vote on the top three entries and a drawing will be held to determine a grand prize winner!

The top three entries will all receive complimentary copies of N. D. Wilson’s new Blah Blah Black SheepIn addition to the board book, our grand prize winner will receive the all-new Ninja Wall Poster (36×24″)!

Drawing to be held November 24. 


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27 Responses to Hello Ninja Caption Contest

  1. Despite having eight lives left, Meowie Antoinette is a little nervous. She remembers what happened the last time she got “a little off the top.”

  2. Thad says:

    Children’s books always make me think in a Seussian voice.

    “At Fiskers for Whiskers, as he patiently sat
    Ninja, silent as a whisper, groomed the fat aristocat”

  3. Josh says:

    Kitty Kitty is not delighted
    that Ninja Ninja is farsighted

  4. Josh says:

    And when it’s time to cut some hair,
    Ninjas prefer a barber’s chair!
    But kitty sits and makes a frown,
    for what’s a king without his crown?

  5. Heidi Smith says:

    Royal kitties always know that ninja style’s the wa to go.

  6. The Ninja of Seville!


    Rock, Paper…Ninja!

  7. Caleb says:

    I love zat you love to cut my ‘air but dzees is ‘umiliating.

  8. Dylan says:

    The ginger and the ninja. Master and apprentice.

  9. Dylan says:

    One had the wig, one had the glue. What could I do?

  10. Dylan says:

    Full contact kutrate!

  11. Rob Steele says:

    Martial Barber Art

  12. Heidi Smith says:

    Cats with hats are such a bore.
    Here’s a ninja pompadour.

  13. Lauren says:

    Ninja ninja chops with stealth,
    For pompous Louie fat with wealth

  14. Chadd says:

    Ninja prepares Sun King Cuisine.

  15. Amy Spratt says:

    Ninja McSnip

  16. dylan says:

    Ninja, give me a Yolani visser.

  17. Dustin says:

    Oh I’m a kitty barber and I’m okay!
    I sleep all night and ninja all day.

  18. Gabe says:

    Cat says: “Nijas are dumb, and I will rule this world.”

  19. Brent says:

    Mastered by Ninja,
    Bigglesworth sits,
    Slave and a haircat,
    Ten cents.

  20. Brent says:

    I have an edit to make to my submission above. Thanks to Google, I discovered that the jingle I referenced in my original submission was wrong. I must not have been taught the correct one. Thankfully, the actual jingle works even better. My edited submission is as follows:

    Mastered by Ninja,
    Bigglesworth sits,
    Slave and a haircat,
    Two bits.

  21. dylan says:

    Ninja doing his thing on the mop atop the kitty king.

  22. dylan says:

    the white wig ninja jig

  23. dylan says:

    the ancient art of Kutcats do

  24. Megan Okimoto says:

    Ninja Ninja cuts with flair
    For Grumpy Cat, who does not care.


    Ninja runs a barber shop
    Where he’ll do this…
    With an old used mop.

  25. Sara says:

    “I will cuuut you, you smelly cat” said the ninja

    “Meeee-owwww”! Replied the smelly cat.

  26. Kirsten Miller says:

    Ten, nine, eight, seven, six…

  27. Hannah Lanier says:

    “I look like a grandma!”,
    Thought the cat as he sat.
    But the Ninja just kept on cutting
    More of this and more of that.

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