HELLO NINJA CAPTION CONTEST
Think of the best, wittiest, funniest caption for the picture above and submit it in the comments section. Your friends at Canon Press will vote on the top three entries and a drawing will be held to determine a grand prize winner!
The top three entries will all receive complimentary copies of N. D. Wilson’s new Blah Blah Black Sheep. In addition to the board book, our grand prize winner will receive the all-new Ninja Wall Poster (36×24″)!
Drawing to be held November 24.Â
Despite having eight lives left, Meowie Antoinette is a little nervous. She remembers what happened the last time she got “a little off the top.”
Children’s books always make me think in a Seussian voice.
“At Fiskers for Whiskers, as he patiently sat
Ninja, silent as a whisper, groomed the fat aristocat”
Kitty Kitty is not delighted
that Ninja Ninja is farsighted
And when it’s time to cut some hair,
Ninjas prefer a barber’s chair!
But kitty sits and makes a frown,
for what’s a king without his crown?
Royal kitties always know that ninja style’s the wa to go.
The Ninja of Seville!
or
Rock, Paper…Ninja!
I love zat you love to cut my ‘air but dzees is ‘umiliating.
The ginger and the ninja. Master and apprentice.
One had the wig, one had the glue. What could I do?
Full contact kutrate!
Martial Barber Art
Cats with hats are such a bore.
Here’s a ninja pompadour.
Ninja ninja chops with stealth,
For pompous Louie fat with wealth
Ninja prepares Sun King Cuisine.
Ninja McSnip
Ninja, give me a Yolani visser.
Oh I’m a kitty barber and I’m okay!
I sleep all night and ninja all day.
Cat says: “Nijas are dumb, and I will rule this world.”
Mastered by Ninja,
Bigglesworth sits,
Slave and a haircat,
Ten cents.
I have an edit to make to my submission above. Thanks to Google, I discovered that the jingle I referenced in my original submission was wrong. I must not have been taught the correct one. Thankfully, the actual jingle works even better. My edited submission is as follows:
Mastered by Ninja,
Bigglesworth sits,
Slave and a haircat,
Two bits.
Ninja doing his thing on the mop atop the kitty king.
the white wig ninja jig
the ancient art of Kutcats do
Ninja Ninja cuts with flair
For Grumpy Cat, who does not care.
OR
Ninja runs a barber shop
Where he’ll do this…
With an old used mop.
“I will cuuut you, you smelly cat” said the ninja
“Meeee-owwww”! Replied the smelly cat.
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six…
“I look like a grandma!”,
Thought the cat as he sat.
But the Ninja just kept on cutting
More of this and more of that.